Sleep Well 
Michael is a full-time musician and freelance writer residing in Morrison, Colorado. He enjoys downhill skiing, traveling and attempting to play golf. He excels in the sport of extreme napping so if you must call, make it after noon.
If something breaks in our home, I grab the toolbox, the ladder, or at least the duct tape; she grabs the phone. I’m starting to get a complex here because, as the man of the house I’m expected to fix things. The problem is: I’m not very good at it. […]
We make a great pair when traveling together. She’s all polite and businesslike and I’m, well to put this delicately: me. It’s a learning Experience She’s taught me a lot about traveling. I’ve learned to pack properly and fold my clothes right so I don’t look like a homeless guy […]
Not every man is secure enough in his masculinity to admit that yes, I do the laundry in this household. I am not only secure in my manhood, but am also in sync with my feminine side. That is if you want to call The Wife my feminine side. It’s […]
The yearly ritual of spring cleaning is upon us. My idea was simple enough. Why not use the leaf blower indoors? That would be like dusting and vacuuming at the same time. Now, before you snicker, I’m no idiot: I was going to set it on low. Tools of the […]
So, The Wife wants to go shopping, oh joy. The problem is she wants me to go with her. It’s one thing if we’re going to the grocery store, I like groceries. I like grocery shopping, especially at Costco where I can have lunch as I shop. I love when […]
There’s a huge difference between the two, not the least of which is: she calls hers gardening, I call mine yard work, with emphasis on the word “Work.” Spring Has Sprung She actually looks forward to this time of year. She’s already spying the bulbs appearing at the store and […]
The secret to being the perfect guest be it at a friend’s ski condo, your buddy’s beach house, or a relative’s place is to not act in any way like you do at home; at least that’s what The Wife tells me. Who Invited Whom? Women are notorious for making […]
Every big town has a Home show, some more than one. If you’ve never been and are maybe planning or get stuck going, here are a few survival tips for you. Reasons to Go The Wife has been nagging (or maybe just mentioned a few times) about some home improvements […]
Men and Women have shared beds for a long, long time but it hasn’t always been easy. Some of us sleep easier than others and there the trouble begins. Size Matters Oh when you’re young and in love you could probably share a hammock and be happy. That scenario unfortunately, […]
You could, I guess, if you’re single. But then again when I was single, my rooms never needed paint. Once married, you’ll never paint just one room again. As soon as you re-paint the living room she will say, “Now the hall looks shabby.” Your best recourse is to drop […]
